Hi Guys,
Should we speak English so as to conform to international standards, or should we just speak "Manglish" so long as we can be understood?
What say you?
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment" - Sara Gassen
JOKE OF THE DAY
Mork : I have good news and I have bad news. Which do
you want first?
Mindy : The bad news first.
Mork : The bad news is there is no good news.
(If asked for the good news first, then say "The good
news is there is no bad news")
you want first?
Mindy : The bad news first.
Mork : The bad news is there is no good news.
(If asked for the good news first, then say "The good
news is there is no bad news")
FUNNY FOOD QUOTES
ReplyDelete1. "When the waitress asked if I wanted my
pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said,
'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'"
-- Yogi Berra
2. "The only time to eat diet food is while
you're waiting for the steak to cook."
- Julia Child
3. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is
that for 30 years she served the family nothing
but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found."
-- Calvin Trillin
4. "I always cook with wine. Sometimes I
even add it to the food."
-- W.C. Fields